What’s Victoria’s Secret?

I blame Chumbawumba for the state that the state of Victoria is in. Victoria got into this backslide tailspin all purpose muckup of a situation precisely because: They wanted a whiskey drink and a vodka drink and a lager drink and a cider drink ( – now!!!, and to hell with anyone that catches that … Read more

Today Is Going To Be A Great Day

(c)2020 RO (Ted) Russ “F*ck this,” grumbled the square of sticky bandage. “Two extra days you kept me stuck on here because you’re too cheap to change your boop patches every seven days – just to save a few bucks!” It detached itself from my shoulder, fell on the table, and humped inchworm-wise to the … Read more

Diversion: AI And I, 2

So why didn’t I just print it on paper, like a caveman? Well, I tried to, once. But the word processor kept deleting the files as soon as I saved them. Then the PC activated the printer and the cat disappeared inside, next thing a heap of LOLcat memes slid out the paper tray. And … Read more

Diversion: AI And I, 1

It started pretty innocuously, the way so many things do. (And some don’t. Some, like the Coming Of The NeoLibTard RWNJs, started loudly and noxiously and conspicuously, of course. The world’s still suffering from them and may never fully recover…) But there was a program that was running a simulation of a program that was … Read more